a - i dont like you. i dont think you’re british. you’re a girl. you’re nothing special and you’re just like everyone else.

b - what are you? british? australian? i don’t even fucking know but just because you say “mate” after a sentence doesn’t make you foreign. and being “out of the states” doesn’t make you any cooler. sorry, but you’re probably a girl and nothing special.

c - NATE NATE NATE…. the not so great. you’re a girl buddy, you might be a little confused about this mate but it’s ok!!! your cinches are all recorded from a computer, not a phone. and you never talk about things relevant to myspace. and people say they video chat with you and stuff but where’s the proof? half of these girls on here are would lie in a heartbeat for some e-love!! and also, where the fuck did you even come from? you appeared out of no-where. and your obsession with turtles makes you seem like a little obsessive bitch. i don’t understand who you’re trying to fool…. because you’re obviously not fooling us.