a - I actually like you. you’re funny, likeable, friendly, etc etc. the only bad thing I have to say about you is that when you were Henry you liked a different girl each day and it bothered the shit out of me. other than that you’re on my good side :)

b - alright kylie/henry/nick, you finally decided your true gender? i find it hilarious that everyone believed you for so long. but the fact that you liked so many girls and dated so many people makes it a million times more funny. it doesn’t make sense to me how you were “in love” with maggie and jess while you dated fifteen other girls. but oh, once you come out as a girl it was all just “lies”. i’m glad you finally figured out you’re actually a female, but you might wanna define your sexuality because we’re all a little confused.

c - hey i like jess.. wait no i like maggie… wait no i like ryan.. wait no i like jasmine… LOL YOU GUYS JUST KIDDING  i’m a girl!! your little relationship with jasmine was a little weird. you need to make your mind up, and actually stick with something for once.